This is not cool. I have barely been here 24 hours and I am on the verge of being sick. Is it the weather? Am I allergic to you? Are you saying you want me to go back to smog-filled Los Angeles, where it’s sunny all day every day? Because I will, if you’re trying to punish me. It’s my second home, it will replace you in my heart. So stop it. Last two times I’ve been home, got sick within the same day. Seriously?!
P.S. No but really I love you, I can’t replace you. Please let me get better. Wah.